Strange things we hear !!

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The year is about to end in one month. So I'm here with some strange and weird things which we hear on different situation. Few are related to me personally. It's funny actually !

Let's do some fun!! 

Strange things we hear about CURLY HAIRS !! 

1) Is this real? Feel like it's done in parlour🥴. (Asli hai beta? Ya phir parlour se krwayi?)

2) Oh it's genetically !! That means your whole family has curly hairs 😑.

3) Why your hair looks so short? It's long though ☹️. Oh , it's curly na .

4) Hey chowmein / Maggie / yeppie Noddles/  Spring roll / and all the dishes name you have ever heard. 🤧

5) How many times you wash your hair? 😖

6) Do you use special comb to straighten your hair? 🙂

7) Why don't you straighten your hair permanently?😑

8) Put some oil. 🥺 

Me in corner thinking : Lol, touch it. You'll find more oil in my hair then in Saudia Arabia. 😂

9) Suppose your boyfriend is about to kiss you and then your curly hair comes in between 😪.

10) You look pretty this way though. Never starighten it. 🙈

11) Which hair looked more better on you  -- curly or straight? 😶

Hehe, it's quite normal to hear all this. Being a North Indian with curly hair is such a mess I guess. Whenever I go to any party or get together. These all are pretty common to hear. But I love my curly hair alot. 


Strange things we hear about PERIODS !! 🥺

1) Bro my period has yet not come. Am I pregnant? 😂

(No offence to anyone, but I have heard few of my friends saying this even though they don't have boyfriend 😂). 

2) It's 3 days late. Surely I'll have a lot more cramp this time 🥺.

3) Gosh , why can't we enter Puja room? 😪

4) Please , don't let the period come during festival days 😤.

5) Bro, check my skirt na? ☹️

6) I can't live more. I'm dying because of the cramps. 🥺

7) Why it's only us? 😶

8) "I don't want to eat anything" to "I want to eat everything" our mood changes. 

9) Gosh, it's rainy season. I'm totally wet now. What to do? 😪

10) Oh God, your periods are for 7 days? How do you survive even? 😖

11) Everyone sharing their first period story is like they are sharing their love story 🙈. 

12) Why on Earth this happen to us? 😑.

13) It's the baddest day ever. It happened when I was sleeping 😪. 

14) Lastly, no matter how much a girl hates the other girl. But still they will share the pads to them. 

No offence to anyone. But I guess every girl can relate to this. We all have heard stories and all these things in schools and hostels. 


Strange things we hear for GLASSES

1) Can you see the number of fingers I'm showing now? 😂😶

(Kitne ungli hai bta?)

2) What's your power? 😶

3) Can you see that car without glasses?😑

4) From which year you started wearing? 🙂

5) Did you used to watch television alot? That's why you have spectacles beta. ☹️

6) Chashma lagayi hai, topper to jaroor hogi .
(She has glasses, definitely she is a topper) 😂☹️

7) Do you wear glasses all the time? Even when you take bath? 😑

8) Your children will be definitely wear glasses. 😶

(Nahi main unhe Palak Ka sabzi khilaungi) 
(I will make them eat those palak vegetables).

9) Don't you eat green vegetables? 🙄 

10) Does your whole family wear spectacle?🙂

11) Which photo looks great on you -- with glasses or without glasses? 🥴

12) You'll get problem in your marriage because you wear glasses. 🤧
(Shadi mein dikaat ho jayega agar chashma pehnegi too) .

13) Did you ever used lenses? 🙄

14) How can you dance with your specs? 😶

Being a girl with glasses. I hear alot of things. Few matches while rest are asked from friend. No offence to anyone . 

(My friend asked when I sent her this picture. Tujhe dikh rha tha tune kiski picture le rhi thi? 😂. ...
Were you able to see when you were clicking this picture) 

Strange things we hear ABOUT PEOPLE OF DIFFERENT STATES 😁

1)  FOR BENGALI'S
a) Do you like fishes? 
 Oh sorry , you are Bengali , you must like it. 

b) I know Bengali language.
Ami tomake valo bashi. 
Ekla cholo.

c) Do you guys eat water? 

d) Can you sing? As all Bengalis knows singing so well.

e) Do you like literature? You all are addicted to Ravindra Nath Tagore. 

f) Are you a writer? 




2) FOR BIHARI'S
a) Oh you know English? How come? Bihar is progressing brother !! 🙄

b) Bhojpuri aati hai? Do you know Bhojpuri? Do you all speak that? 

Lol, we have maithali, maghi and bhojpuri as language. It's divided within the states. But everyone knows Hindi well. 

c) Have you eaten liitti chokha? 

It's our favourite food bro ❤️.

d) You all do UPSC.🙄
We have engineers, doctors , teachers, scientists too.

e) Have you ever seen guns? Have you used them? 😖

Bro we don't use all these. Even no one in the society have even. Not talking about political parties and their members though.

f) Chacha vidhayak hai? Do you know anyone from political parties? 😑


3) For SOUTH INDIANS
a) Hindi aati hai ? Hindi? 
( Do you know Hindi? )

b) You all eat rice all the time na? 

c) Idli - dosa and coconut chutney is your favourite na? 

d) Why you all meet us through Instagram and telegram? 
(Asked by Akka) .

e) Why you all are so polite? 
(Not valid for few😂🥺).

f) Your places are crime free na? 
(Heard by my mom)

g) You all have beautiful places and cultures. 😁. 

I searched South India and got no particular picture. That's why I had to search specific state name. No disrespect to other states. 

Few are related to my south Indian friends. Some were heard from mamma and Akka. Sorry, if anyone felt bad. All Bengalis and BIHARI'S thought were written on personal experience. 

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So this is the end to it. Hope you all liked it. No offence to anyone. It's all related to my personal experiences I had so far. 

Sorry if anyone felt bad because of anyone point. 

Don't mind, but I am free this week. No lectures + diwali breaks that's why writing in all the free time. 

I just want to add few lines here. At this point. We all have small misunderstandings with someone now. Please, don't stop the communications and efforts because once it's gone too far , it won't return. No matter how much you try. Once the misunderstanding will increase alot then no matter what you do , you won't be the same ever. And you won't get the same person even. Understand once ! Remember, what the longest of distances can't, tiniest of misunderstanding can !! 😔🥺

Do share your opinions. 

Keep reading . 

Thank you ;) 


   

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